Fuck the Yankees

My friend Evan the Editor or, as I call him, “Rodge,” called me up tonight and I found one of our exchanges funny enough to share with you all.

Ev: So…baseball…
Me: Fuck the Yankees!
Ev: Fuck em! Twenty-seven World Series wins.
Me: Yeah, and how many in our lifetime?
Ev: I’m not sure.
Me: I’m trying to remember all the years I’ve been depressed.
Ev: They’ve won the last 29 years in a row?
Me: …
Me: I hate you so much.

Also, we came up with a new T shirt design. It’s just a plain shirt and says across the chest “Football is like the Yankees: Fuck em.”

The shirt doesn’t make complete sense but I’m okay with that.

Get a beverage of your choice and enjoy your weekend, kids,

E
my hopeless dream…

7 Responses to “Fuck the Yankees”

  1. Olivia Says:

    How ’bout them holidays?

  2. Olivia Says:

    Sometimes I feel like Fearless Leader has abandoned us.

  3. E Says:

    I’ve just been really busy. I’ll try to get a new one out this week. Or you could write for this blog, you know. Got, like, 5 authors, none of them ever show up…

  4. Olivia Says:

    I do write for this blog. I’m in charge of commenting.

  5. E Says:

    That’s a good point and, uh, well made.

  6. Olivia Says:

    Here I go.

  7. Olivia Says:

    Here I go again on my own.

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