Mickey Torch
So I tweeted about this yesterday, but this was such a seminal discovery for me I wanted to make sure it was saved for posterity so I’m also blogging about it.
Lets set the stage. It was early afternoon and I was enjoying a cup of green tea at Poops new apartment when I looked out onto her deck and saw that not only was it adorned with tiki torches, but that one of these torches looked EXACTLY like Mickey Rourke. It was stunning. Concussive. So awesome I’m considering starting a whole new blog called Tiki Torches that Look Like Scary Celebrities. It helped, I suppose, that the torch was hammered, half blind from syphilis and stumbled into a tree while I was watching it.
I may have made that last part up.
Anyway, for those who don’t follow my tweets, and, really, what the fuck is wrong with you if you don’t? Are you opposed to hilarity and awesome? Anyway, for those who don’t follow here is the picture.

I assure you this picture is unaffected. That mane, I suppose, was once its wick. Whatever the case, that tiki dude was awesome in The Pope of Greenwich Village.
I also want to mention briefly that The Cutting Room, the webcomic I have started doing with my mail man has received a bit of a face lift and I encourage you all to check it out. I’m particularly proud of the Jennifer’s Body and Julie and Julia comics.
Get a beverage of your choice and please don’t set Mickey Rourke’s head on fire,
E
I’m made of wonderful, I’m all easy breath and steady walk…
October 4th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
And here I thought they both looked like Cousin It.
October 5th, 2009 at 3:11 am
Cousin It wasn’t blonde.
May 10th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
[...] Either way, to my mind this is the greatest bit of look alikeyness since that tiki torch that looked just like Mickey Rourke. [...]