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My friend Evan the Editor or, as I call him, “Rodge,” called me up tonight and I found one of our exchanges funny enough to share with you all.

Ev: So…baseball…
Me: Fuck the Yankees!
Ev: Fuck em! Twenty-seven World Series wins.
Me: Yeah, and how many in our lifetime?
Ev: I’m not sure.
Me: I’m trying to remember all the years I’ve been depressed.
Ev: They’ve won the last 29 years in a row?
Me: …
Me: I hate you so much.

Also, we came up with a new T shirt design. It’s just a plain shirt and says across the chest “Football is like the Yankees: Fuck em.”

The shirt doesn’t make complete sense but I’m okay with that.

Get a beverage of your choice and enjoy your weekend, kids,

E
my hopeless dream…